. Don't hold the door.
. Force me to learn an entire opera in GERMAN in two weeks' time.
. Wear obnoxious, distracting pants and squat around the gym while other people are innocently working out...
. Have smelly feet, know that you have smelly feet, and wave them around in complete disregard for my nose, which is not so far away. You know who you are.
. Get a bad haircut, forcing me to be significantly less attracted to you. For shame.
. Assign homework.
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