"Dad. Are you crunching tortilla chips while I am trying to watch 'The Bachelor'?"
(audible stopping crunching of tortilla chips.)
"Dad! Are you clinking your spoon while I am trying to watch 'The Bachelor'?"
(stopping clinking of spoon. Also, audible pondering of why someone was eating tortilla chips AND something that required a spoon simultaneously...)
"DAD! Are you breathing while I am trying to watch 'The Bachelor'?"
(man holding tortilla chip and spoon begins to turn purple. Also, general wonderment as to why I was even watching "The Bachelor," and WITH MY PARENTS no less...)
Time to go back to school!
No, but seriously, have you SEEN the bachelor? Hello!
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